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Somewhere Over The (Expletive Deleted) Rainbow

Monday, May 19th, 2008

After the Pens disposed of the Flyers yesterday I ran to a local sporting goods store, because Geno needs a new pair of shoes. I got there about 30 minutes after the game was over and they already had tables stacked high wtih Conference Champion T-shirts and hats. Of course I didn’t even think of…
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The Edge Of The Envelope

Sunday, May 18th, 2008

When I was little I wanted to be an astronaut when I grew up. To reach that goal I planned on becoming a fighter pilot first. flying F-15’s in aerial combat against any and all who dared take the skies against me and my Eagle. Reality soon set in–my vision went to crap and I…
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This Worked Before…

Friday, May 16th, 2008

Sorry for the lack of posts lately, I’m in the middle of a long one and it’s giving me problems. Can’t quite get it right, one of those deals. A couple of years ago I asked my readers for advice on buying a laptop and yinz didn’t steer me wrong. This time around I’m looking…
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God Bless the IRS

Monday, May 12th, 2008

I read BadBlood’s post today about how he’s going to stimulate the economy with his federal tax handout and I thought, "Hey, I didn’t get mine yet". I’m your typical American–I may rail about the idiocy of our government, but when they’re handing out money I’m right there saying "Gimme gimme gimme!" I checked my…
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Roar Lions Roar

Sunday, May 4th, 2008

I’d like to congratulate the Penn State men’s volleyball team on winning the NCAA title…just as the Penn State women’s volleyball team won the NCAA title back in December. It’s nice to see that the center of the volleyball universe is once again Pennsylvania, as it should be, and not some absurd place like California….
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Bizarro World

Friday, May 2nd, 2008

Yesterday afternoon I was in the mall parking lot when I passed a woman walking with her six- or seven-year old daughter. Mom looked pissed, so mad she couldn’t even look at her child. The little girl was crying. Here’s the conversation: Mom: Nothing’s ever good enough for you. Ever. Little girl: Yes it is!…
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Does This Mean I Can Leave Work Early?

Thursday, May 1st, 2008

It’s all over the Internet, or at least the poker part of it. Harrah’s (or is it Caesars now?) today confirmed that the final table of the World Series Main Event will be held on November 9th–almost four months after the final table is set. ESPN will broadcast a 2-hour show featuring the final table…
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