Pennsylvania, I’m VERY Proud of You!

Tuesday, November 7th, 2006, 10:04 pm

While I’m not liveblogging the election a la Otis, I’ll be posting here and there tonight. And first off we have the wonderful news that Rick Santorum has been defeated by Bob Casey. Oh Happy Day, Oh Happy Day. To quote Alec Baldwin from Glengarry Glen Ross, “Fuck you, go home and play with your kids!”

The hacktackular Jack Kelly, who is liveblogging over at the Post-Gazette, says that Santorum is “my favorite Senator”. Kelly has also called Santorum’s speeches during the campaign “Churchillian”. And a buffoon like that has a syndicated column. Enough to make one shake one’s head.

I think a celebratory beer is called for. Yuengling, anybody?

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One Response to “Pennsylvania, I’m VERY Proud of You!”

  1. The Oven Mitt Says:

    I have some future Job possibilities for Melissa Hart after tonight:

    Dumpster
    Star as Barbaro in the Made for TV movie
    Hostess at Hoss’s
    Route 8 speed bump

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