Kicking some major bloggerbutt, that’s what:

I have registered to play in the
Online Poker Blogger Championship!

This event is powered by PokerStars.

Registration code: 9737399

While it’s true that I’m about the 924th-ranked blogger/player, let’s not forget that I won the first blogger tournament. I see no reason why I can’t win this one as well. Except for the fact that there are a few hundred players out there who are vastly better than me. And the fact that I suck.

Seriously, this is very cool. And the prizes? A free entry into the PokerStars Caribbean Adventure, flat-panel monitors, IPod Nanos, PokerStars swag…I knew this blog would pay off eventually.

I see the invisible hand of Otis behind all this. Hope to hell he’s banned from playing, that’s one more player infinitely better than me I don’t have to hurdle. But…that’d mean Isabelle Mercier can’t play either. And here I was getting all giddy.

Seriously, my foot’s gonna be sore from all the ass I’m gonna kick. Uh, anyone read those Harrington on Hold-Em books? They any good, think they’d help me at all? I think I’m screwed.

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