Tuesday, June 24th, 2014, 2:28 pm
Just watched Uruguayan soccer star Luis Suarez bite an opponent for the third time in his career. He bit someone. With his teeth. On the neck. For the third time. I don’t know what possesses a man to bite his fellow man; no one seems to know, or understand, why Suarez keeps chomping on his opponents. But I do know that if Suarez watched Reese’s favorite show all of these unhappy episodes might have been avoided.
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