With no wifi, here’s something you can do: Buy your own access point. I did it when I was on vacation last year in Florida and my room had only wired access.

They’re pretty cheap, AND, if you’re enterprising enough, you can sell “service” to other folks who need it. Just set up decent encryption and only allow certain MAC addresses to access it and I bet it will pay for itself.

Or just be nice to fellow reporters, but that’s neither fun nor profitable.