Never use a Sharpie marker while wearing a shirt you like.

That is all.

Well, that’s not all. Had on a Polo dress shirt I got a few Christmases ago, was marking a box of new checks “NEW”, as if I needed that clarification, and I was holding the box awkwardly and it slipped and I reached for it…and I got a nice black dot right on the shirt. Awesome. Seriously, sometimes I wonder if I’m getting enough oxygen to my brain.

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