Comments on: The Sports Guy Still Ain’t The Poker Guy

By: Chilly

Chilly — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:47:36 +0000

I should make one just for Bill “KT” Simmons. This one is close.

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By: dragonystic

dragonystic — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 22:38:09 +0000

“Nobody had trips, I could tell from the body language.”

god i love poker

By: donkeypuncher

donkeypuncher — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 21:22:08 +0000

What a horrible Simmons’ column. KTs? Gimme a break. No bad beat can begin with, I had KTs…

By: Mean Gene

Mean Gene — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:32:38 +0000

Tsk, you call THAT an insult, Mr. Jake? Tsk indeed.

By: Snake the Jake

Snake the Jake — Mon, 21 Aug 2006 19:11:44 +0000

What does your parent’s basement smell like since you still live there? Is it lonliness?

By: David

David — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:32:56 +0000

Yes there are a lot of “elegant” ladies in Pittsburgh. I was there last weekend for the first time and the talent level absolutely blew away my town, Indianapolis. I might move there if I didn’t hate the Steelers so much.

By: the wolf

the wolf — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 23:12:24 +0000

Ignorant jackass!

I am referring to Simmons, of course.

By: Marty

Marty — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 16:16:35 +0000

I was at the ballyard reading the Simmons column Friday night and the first thing I thought was “what a donkey.” Glad someone else ripped him for it.

By: NFL Adam

NFL Adam — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 08:54:48 +0000

The Dork had written a while ago that, now that Jackpot Jay is gone, nobody should be writing stories about bad beats. But what does he do?

Good post. Appreciate the poker insight. I, however, was surprised that he didn’t talk about how strange it must be to have the WSOP at the Rio, instead of the Shoe. He could have even made a cute analogy where he said that playing the WSOP at the Rio was akin to the Red Sox playing the World Series at Camden Yards.

It’s time for the Dork to stop writing about Las Vegas. He makes himself look like a huge douche in all of his Vegas column. If it’s not him and his idiot friends overwhelming blackjack dealers, it’s getting a bad beat by a fellow neophite who, like he, has no business playing in the WSOP.

By: Larry

Larry — Sun, 20 Aug 2006 04:31:51 +0000

Is there actually a tony suburb near Pittsburgh? I also find it hard to believe there are many “elegant” ladies in the greater Pittsburgh area.